You will find no other Christmas Quotations by Famous Personalities, that is so much funny as well as humorous as this one. In this one of Christmas Quotations by Johnny Carson we can have a taste of the enormity of humor and wit that Johnny Carson possessed. This little Funny, witty and humorous quotation of fifteen lines is very much pregnant as it very comically brings before us the real problem that is brought about by the blunders of the post office personnel.
The association of such a gross social problem with such a great religious occasion is really unique. In fact Johnny Carson's thought about Christmas has gone beyond the religious fervor. It has extended to include the general problems of everyday life, that increases during the occasions. The funny quotations by Johnny Carson encompasses almost all fields and spheres of life. Some other examples of the witty and funny quotations that are not Christmas Quotations by Johnny Carson are -
“Married men live longer than single men but married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.”
“The only thing money gives is the freedom of not worrying about money.”
Johnny Carson's quotations also appear to mock some of the very popular proverbs. Here lies an example.
“If variety is the Spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
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