The funny Christmas quotations could be used as one of the messages on the gifts for Christmas. You could also buy one of the Christmas greeting cards for the purpose of writing the funny Christmas quotation on them. Cards are also available which boasts of the funny quotations for Christmas. One of the funny Christmas quotations is credited to Phyllis Diller, "Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day". Another one of the funny quotations was made by Shirley Temple, "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph".
Johnny Carson has provided two fantastically funny Christmas quotations. These include, "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas", and "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other". The Kin Hubbard quote is also worth noting, "Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit". All these funny Christmas quotes are the very best Christmas quotations which you could know about.
Some more funny Christmas quotations to keep that smile on your face lasting all the way.
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. - Anonymous
- Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.- Tom Sims
- There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. - Erma Bombeck
- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
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